- News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
- News in America: cannibal eats man's face
- Britain: wat.
- News in America: man throws his own intestines at police
- News in Canada: body parts mailed to government
- News in America: Women kills and eats 3 week old son
- Britain: erm
- News in Britain: our butterfly population is still declining
The protector of families and the queen of the forest of souls.
Or Daddy!Dean and his precious Emma - the pagan gods version ;D
I don’t actually know when this verse is set - at first I thought it was contemporary, but I think it doesn’t matter all that much.